Please Sign In Vol.2

For those of you that missed Vol. 1: "I swear if I have to create one more profile I'm going to set my eyelashes on fire...". Thanks Chris for revealing yet another of your secrets that has possibly saved me from public humiliation and shame.

I've applied for membership with MyLifeBrand so hopefully I'll get accepted. I'm not sure what the criteria is, but I had to write a little essay explaining why I should be granted access to their secret society of organized social networking. I imagine a group of graders sitting in a quiet, sterilized room, wearing anti-contamination suits, working under the guise of Big Brother.

My essay went something like "OMG This site rocks! I have a billion different profiles and this would be the best thing ever!".

I hope they don't do their research and discover that I'm quite possibly a genius simply posing as a mere commoner to gain access to their yummy pot of gold! (Cue Megalomaniacal Laughter. Starts off as a low rumbling, in the back of the throat, slowly ascending to a loud cackle.)

Mwahaha, muhuhaha, muwhahaha!

But what if they find out??? Is my fate to be tied to Excel spreadsheets to manage all of my online profiles? Will I be banned from online social networking all together? Will my Life remain Brandless....FOREVER???

Aaaaaand scene...